Post-pump pain relief. For degen use only.
🧬 What Is Rektosin™?
Rektosin™ is the second official drop in the Copy Pills™ MemePharma collection on MemeHedge.fun— compounded and bottled for the broken-hearted trader who believed just one more candle was coming. Whether you bought the top, trusted the dev, or “held for utility,” Rektosin™ understands.
It doesn’t reverse losses.
It doesn’t cure regret.
But it does take the sting out of being dumped harder than a Discord VC.
⚠️ Indications for Use
Take Rektosin™ immediately after experiencing any of the following symptoms:
- Believing “this is just a healthy correction”
- Watching your 10x bag become a -92% relic
- Getting rugged by a token you renamed your dog after
- Being told by the founder: “devs are working on it”
If you’ve stared at a candlestick so long it looked like a tombstone…
you might already be on Rektosin.
🧠 Side Effects May Include:
- Dead wallet syndrome
- Chart-induced PTSD
- Unsubscribing from 8 alpha groups
- Deleting Etherscan bookmarks
- Sudden interest in fiat jobs
- Daydreams of airdrops that never came
Some users report improvement after switching to tea and solitude. We don’t recommend it.
🍺 Brewery Companion Edition
At MemeHedge.fun, we’ve aged Rektosin™ in casks of pure denial.
This Session Strength blend goes down easy after portfolio collapse, with:
- A dry finish of regret
- Aromatic notes of exit liquidity
- Undertones of passive-aggressive Twitter threads
It pairs best with silent rage and screenshotting ATHs from last month.
Unlike Pumpcillin™, Rektosin™ isn’t bubbly. It’s bitter.
And it sticks.
🧪 On-Chain Variant
Rektosin™ is now mintable in NFT format:
- Single Pill Capsule NFT
- Over-the-Counter Pack (3x set)
- Brew Capsule Edition (Memebrewery exclusive)
Each NFT comes with metadata stamped with your maximum drawdown percentage and time since last win. Every mint is a reminder that you survived. Barely.
🤖 Diagnosed by the Same Anomaly Protocol That Predicted Pumpcillin™
Before it went viral, before you even sold at 70% down…
the anomaly protocol saw it coming.
This wasn’t a crash — it was an emotional cascade, and Rektosin™ was synthesized for this exact phase in the degen lifecycle.
Some call it coincidence.
We call it… pattern recognition.
🧻 Final Dose
Rektosin™ isn’t about hope.
It’s about recovery. It’s for the silence after the hype. The stillness after the server goes dead. The long walk back to stablecoins.
And no matter how deep you went…
there’s always a meme at the bottom.
Raise your glass. Pop the pill.
You’re not alone in the rekt.
